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Ask Me!

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What is your name and does it mean anything?
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How long have you known your best friend?
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What position do you normally sleep in?
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Were you a part of any “clique” in high school?
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Who was your favorite teacher in high school and why?
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Do you wish to travel a lot?
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Did you participate in any sports while in school?
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Show a sample of your handwriting:
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Have you ever given blood?
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Do you like the way that you grew up?
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Do you like your siblings? Why or why not?
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How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends?
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Name one movie that made you cry.
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Do you prefer to read poetry, write poetry, or neither?
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Things about someone that you find attractive?
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What song are you currently listening to?
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Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how?
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A random memory from you childhood:
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Where did you grow up?
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What was the last thing you watched on tv?
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Do you think you’d make a good parent?
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Would you like to meet any of your Tumblr friends in person?
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What was the last dream you remember having?
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When is your birthday?
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How many pillows do you sleep with?
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Do you wear glasses? If so, how long have you been wearing glasses?
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What color is your hair?
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Name 5 facts about your appearance:
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What is your favorite soda?
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What is a strange talent that you have?
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How’s the weather right now?
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Why did one of your friendships end?
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Who do you miss right now?
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Why did your last relationship end?
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Are you still figuring out who you are?
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Have you ever been admitted to a hospital? Why?
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What is your favorite restaurant?
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What is word that you always seem to spell wrong?
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Would ever adopt kids?
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What is your favorite kind of pizza?
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What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
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When was the last time you got really really happy and why?
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What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
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How do you start a conversation?
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What’s a band you’ve been obsessed with lately?
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Do you come from a family “of money?”
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Do you have a bucket list?
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What is your favorite series of books?
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When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt?
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Where do you go when you’re sad?
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5 random facts about yourself:

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via dizzykins7)

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conquerorwurm:

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

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